Now for your added treat. Cate Masters presents....
Mwahaha!
Beware, Death is coming!
Skeletons
are dancing with joy – Halloween’s on the way! One of the spookiest days of the
year. The day when the veil between worlds opens up, allowing souls to pass
through.
I love all the myths and superstitions surrounding this holiday, and love finding out how they began.
As
the name All Souls Day suggests, so many of the traditions relate to those who
have passed on.
Not necessarily evil spirits, although in medieval times, people dressed in costumes so any spirit seeking to do them harm wouldn’t recognize them. I wonder how many spirits might be confused by the costumes of today? lol
Not necessarily evil spirits, although in medieval times, people dressed in costumes so any spirit seeking to do them harm wouldn’t recognize them. I wonder how many spirits might be confused by the costumes of today? lol
In
merry old England, children would “go a-souling” to beg for “soul cakes” to
collect so others would pray for their deceased loved ones. People left food
and drink outside to appease any disgruntled spirit.
Lighting
candles and leaving them outside was a common practice to help loved ones who’d
passed on find their way back home to share a meal, and people set extra places
at the table for them.
So
the afterlife is a huge part of Halloween, but poor Death has such a bad
reputation! The Grim Reaper carrying a scythe to cut down humans, wearing black
robes to cover the skeleton underneath.
Well,
not my Death. :) She’s gorgeous! She’s like any girl – loves her stilettos, her
butterfly tattoo, her silver jewelry and little black dress. Though she tries
to avoid a workplace romance, she has a crush on her superior.
But
if you look a little closer, you’ll notice stardust in her little black dress,
real gold in her stilettos, and those charms on her bracelet are tools of her
trade. Just don’t peer too long at her butterfly tattoo – if you see yourself
in it, she’s come for you. Killer gorgeous? Hell, yeah. Because she’s Death.
Death
Is A Bitch is a dark paranormal with humorous and romantic/erotic elements,
available from Decadent Publishing
Blurb for Death Is A Bitch:
Eternity
can suck when it’s all work, work, work. Death harvests souls even when they
stack up faster than pancakes in an all-you-can-eat-buffet. No wonder she can’t
shed the Grim Reaper rep.
As
the patron angel of death and dying, Azrael works closely with Death but is
dying for true intimacy. She’s the only immortal who’s ever aroused such
powerful emotions in him. One taste of her leaves him needing her like humans
need air and food, but will a demon’s lies leave a bad taste?
No
one escapes Death – except King Sisyphus. Twice. With the help of Damien the
demon, Sisyphus tries again, and she’s determined to have justice. Some say
Death’s a bitch, but only when she has to be. But will the price of justice be
a broken heart?
Excerpt:
Damien
narrowed his eyes and smirked. “Alan invoked his right to challenge the Decree.”
So
tedious. Sure, he’d delayed the process. And her schedule. Oh, she hated to
think about that. Her nails dug into her palm. “Damien….”
Her
argument fell mute when the darkness shimmered blue and purple as if the Aurora
borealis had descended to Earth. A column of dazzling white sparkles expanded
within the colors. From inside the light, a stunning figure emerged, his
immense wings folding behind him.
“Azrael,”
she said. Thank goodness. The only one who could intercede in this mess, and
yet the one immortal she cared not to see right now.
My,
he looks more handsome in moonlight. If Damien was hot, Azrael was a wildfire
engulfing the blue planet.
“Abso-freaking-lutely
wonderful,” Damien muttered, then snapped his fingers in front of her rapturous
face. “Hello? Focus, will you? We have a situation to resolve.”
If
Alan minded being referred to as a situation he didn’t complain. His chin
resting against the open car window, he looked like an abandoned puppy awaiting
rescue. Nor did he ask who the players were in this bizarre little comedy.
Perceptive guy.
“Don’t
raise Alan’s hopes, Damien.” Though she knew full well that Alan could cede his
soul to Damien, damning himself for eternity. Not a frequent occurrence, but
enough to shake her job security ever so slightly.
Slow
and graceful, Azrael strode to them, the essence of controlled power. “You have
nothing to fear, Alan, unless you’ve already committed your eternal soul to the
everlasting fires of damnation.”
Death
added, “Then you’ll really be screwed.”
Damien
winced, and moved in front of Alan to block his view. “Pay no attention to
them. You’ll have everything you could ever desire.”
Azrael
shot Damien a scowl and shoved him aside. “Except peace. If you disrupt the
will of the Almighty I Am, you will exist in torment.”
Damien
waved to dismiss the argument. “There’s balance in everything. For every up,
there’s always a down. You learned that in the business world, Alan. It’s how
you use them to your benefit that counts. Am I right? Huh?”
Oh,
that final verbal nudge might’ve been too much. Death could feel the proverbial
scales tipping as Alan studied Damien, then Azrael, then her.
Like
Azrael beside her, she did her best to send him positive energies to help him
find his way. When Alan turned back to Damien, his way wasn’t looking so
promising.
“Your
offer’s really tempting,” Alan wheezed out. “I guess a trial period’s out of
the question before I make a final decision.”
Damien
faced the archangel, hope distorting his face. “What do you say?”
Death
waited silently. The decision was Azrael’s alone. She acted only as a vehicle
for the departed, but right now she was tired of running on idle. Her tattoo
tingled as a reminder that others awaited her.
With
no hesitation, Azrael spoke. “You know it’s not allowed.”
Desperate
as a snake oil salesman, Damien loomed in Azrael’s face. “Hey, if we can’t
break the rules, who can? Come on, think outside the seven chambers for once.”
Standing
at his full height, Azrael’s wings unfolded with a glorious whoosh. His
feathers glimmered white as new fallen snow.
Magnificent.
Death found herself breathless, and wishing those wings would wrap around her.
She bit her lip, taking in his full glory, committing every resplendent detail
to memory for later fantasizing.
***GIVEAWAY to all...
This
weekend, I’m having a giveaway on my blog: http://catemasters.blogspot.com – a
free download of The Magic of Lavender, a reviewer’s top pick at Night Owl
Reviews and Romancing the Book. The
Magic of Lavender is book 1 of The Goddess Connection series, which says: Every
woman should embrace her inner goddess! What’s your connection?
About the Author:
Cate
Masters loves romance with a dash of magic and mayhem! Multipublished in
contemporary to historical, sweet to erotic, fantasy/dark fantasy to
speculative, she sometimes mashes genres. Reviewers
have described her stories as “so compelling, I did not want to put it down,” and
“such romantic tales that really touch your soul.”
When not spending time with her family,
she can be found in her lair, concocting a magical brew of contemporary,
historical, and fantasy/paranormal stories with her cat Chairman Maiow and dog
Lily as company. Look for her at http://catemasters.blogspot.com
and in strange nooks and far-flung corners of the web.


12 comments:
Thanks so much for having me as part of your Halloween event, Karen! Glad to see someone else loves the holiday as much as I do. :)
You certainly put a twist on Death, Cat!
I had never heard of soul cakes until reading this post! Fascinating. Death sound like such an amazing character. I love the idea of the tattoo.
~Jess
Cate,
I'm thrilled to have you here. I love Halloween!!!
I really like your twist on Death being female. :) Sounds like a wicked read!!
What a great sounding story, featuring Death as a woman. Doesn't sound like someone to be messed with!
skpetal at hotmail dot com
Love the name of your book and the cover. That was a great excerpt. Halloween is my favorite time of the year.
Sue B
Oh no, where did my comments go? :( *shakes fist at Blogger*
Take 2:
Thanks Alex! Death has all sorts of tricks up her sleeve. :)
Thanks much, Jess! I let my imagination run wild with Death, and had such fun building this world. Or otherworld, I should say. :)
Thanks Karen! Death was a hoot to write. Damien was even more of a hoot! Once I imagined him as Colin Farrell, all hell broke loose, lol.
Thanks Jean! She's not so bad as people say!
Me too, Sue! Halloween's right up there with Christmas. You should see our decorations!
I enjoyed the excerpt.
bn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com
So glad you enjoyed it!
Great sounding story! Your story sound fascinating! Thanks for sharing! Happy Halloween!!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Thanks so much Shadow! Hope you get a chance to read it. :) Happy Halloween!
I'm so looking forward to this one.
I really wonder what people were thinking with the candles. Wouldn't the wind blow them out? How is your loved one supposed to tell which candle is for them. They could end up at the wrong table and not get their favorite treats.
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